I dub thee Sir Potter, Knight of Sass and smart-ass remarks.

Snape, your patronus is basically Bambi’s Mum, I don’t think you exactly have the right to go around criticising other people’s.

So assuming that Mrs. Zabini is Black like Blaise is, that combined with the fact her husbands died would make her a “Black Widow”.

Nice word play, Jo.

Harry’s marks are really good here! The fact he managed to scrape an A in Astronomy when about a quarter of the ending of the test was taken over by Hagrid being attack by Umbridge is pretty amazing.

I wonder why Ron is affected by Fleur’s Veela-magic more so than Harry, or most of the other boys in general. Is it because Ron is general is very susceptible to such kinds of magic, like when Slytherin’s locket affected him so much worse than it affected Hermione and Harry? I don’t think he just “likes her more” because I would say it’s definiately the hypnosis like what we saw at the Quidditch World Cup rather than genuine attraction he feels based on the way he reacts to her.

And such a questions raises so many more questions about Veela. Are there male Veela? We never see any in the series, but we know that when a female Veela [Fleur’s Grandmother] has children with a human male the kids will only be half-veela, so that’s obviously not how pure Veela are made. And if there aren’t any males, then just how are Veela made?

And is it only males who are affected by the Veela’s hypnosis-like spell, or all people who are usually attracted to females [so all bi/straight guys and bi/gay ladies]? I am inclined to to think it is the latter, because we know that Veela do not get to choose who their spell hits [When Fleur is “turning on the charm” for Roger Davies, Ron gets a full blast of it].

And how is it that in Deathly Hallows Fleur could take Polyjuice potion when she’s a quarter Veela, and it’s supposed to be only for human transformation? All though that could be just that the person you’re turning into needs to be fully human.

Oh Dumbly-dore.

I love how Dumbledore is always polite. Like even when people are really rude to him, he just smiles and acts like all is well and friendly.

Wink wink, Harry. Wink wink.

Ah yes, I think Dumbledore would know all about the pain of feeling guilty for the loss of a loved one.